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this post is not a joke please don't ban me.
I AM SELLING THE FOLLOWING COLLECTIBLE ITEMS! THEY ARE LIMITED IN STOCK AND I DO NOT HAVE ANY INTENTIONS TO RESTOCK.
AUTHENTIC 4TV BRAND GAMER GIRL BATHWATER. 25R. NOT SAFE TO BE CONSUMED. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR MEDICAL BILLS OR FUNERAL PAYMENTS. ONLY 27 AVAILABLE, EACH COMES WITH A SERIAL NUMBER WHICH CAN BE VERIFIED FOR AUTHENTICITY. PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED BY ME. I ACTUALLY DID SWIM IN THE WATER USED TO MAKE THESE.
SOLD OUT!
ITEM THE SECOND:
UNENDINGLY VALUABLE 4TVCOIN CRYPTO CURRENCY. 50R THIS IS NOT A SCAM, THE VALUE INCREASES OVER TIME.
DISCLAIMER: NO REFUNDS PROVIDED. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU DO NOT SEE ANY MEANINGFUL FINANCIAL GAIN FROM THIS PRODUCT.
ITEM THE THIRD:
HAVING DIFFICULTY ACQUIRING A GAMER GIRLFRIEND? WORRY NO MORE! PURCHASE 4TVENTERPRISES'S OWN GAMER BOY ACNE CREAM! GET RID OF THAT ACNE AND ACQUIRE THAT BAG (GIRLFRIEND) 25R
ITEM THE FOURTH:
YOUR FAVORITE GAMER GIRL NOT REPLYING TO YOUR MESSAGES? GET THE NEXT BEST THING AND BUY GAMER GIRL SOCKS! AVAILABLE NOW! COMES WITH A SCENT THAT CANNOT BE IDENTIFIED AND A CURIOUS DAMPNESS! 250R
ITEM THE FIFTH:
GAMER GIRL SLIME! I HAVE BEEN LEGALLY ADVISED TO NOT DESCRIBE THIS ITEM ANY FURTHER. AVAILABLE NOW AT UWU MART AT /TP UWU! 25R
AVAILABLE NOW! AT MARKETCENTER2N3
For staff: Please treat these as custom lore items for sale or whatever. If this breaks rules pm me and we can work on a solution. I can't find anything that it might break but I'll die on this hill if I have to.
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