❈ Bad News Bearers ❈

[Clewii]

Having troubles with your sweetheart? Need to quit your job impersonally to avoid the wrath of your employer? Want to tell your mother-in-law that she smells like a cheap whore?

Look no further!

The Bad News Bearers will communicate any less-than-pleasant message in your stead, to anyone of your choosing! And, to soften the blow, we'll put it to music.


Brought to you by The Bear of Bad News.

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To send a message:
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IGN:
Target (Username & Character Name), as well as a short physical description:
Letter delivery or singing telegram? (If a telegram, include the overall message. A song will be composed based on that.):
IC Letter to the Bear of Bad News, including the desired message:
(OR, keep this private by PMing me over forums.)​

To become a sender:
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IGN:
Character's Name:
Useful Proficiencies:
IC Letter to the Bear of Bad News:
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[NightLight12]

 

[Gochnipunchni]

IGN: Gochnipunchni
Target (Username & Character Name): Gochnipunchni & Gochnipunchni Ver (Five weeks from now)
IC Letter to the Bear of Bad News, Including the Desired Message:
Dear Bad News Bearers,
My message is a pretty simple one, although it is twofold. I would like you to find me five weeks from now and ask me whether the "Fendarfelle thing" went through. If I respond with a "No," tell me to go bury my assets in the basement of the Lioncourt residence, and put extra copies of the will inside it. If I respond with a "yes," give me a bottle of champagne (which I will pay for.)
Thank you!~
- Gochnipunchni Ver, Owner of Gochni Imports and Investments.

Note: I am liable to have my memory erased within the next few weeks, so keep that in mind

 

[GoodDreamer]

IGN: GoodDreamer
Target: Avaineiral
IC Letter to the Bear of Bad News, Including the Desired Message:

Hello, Bear of Bad News!
One of my good friends got attacked a few weeks ago, and I can't actually do anything about it on my own. I'm also strongly against violence of all kinds, but this seems like just the way to make my displeasure known. Could you deliver this message for me?

"Dear Avaineiral,

Bully! You're a big-headed coward who attacks one-handed women. Stay away from Niriana, jerk. I hope one day I have to cook for you, so I can spike your steak with sugar and your water with salt. May your tea always be just too cold, and your water be just too warm.

Sincerely,
Canzawa"

 

[Clewii]

Target: Avaineiral

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Completed.

 

[Lizmun]

IGN: Lizmun
Target (Username & Character Name), as well as a short physical description: PixYcandi | Marilyn Starret, Fiancee of Hochmeister, wears colorful bard outfits, orange hair, teal eyes.
IC Letter to the Bear of Bad News, including the desired message:

Dear Marilyn,

Hello! I think you spelled my name wrong on your wedding invitation list. I'm going to stop by to see your special day! I have a whole SLEW of gifts ready for you! Don't tell your to-be husband I am coming, though. I don't think he likes me too much. He doesn't have to know, right? Hopefully he won't see this letter. It's why I'm delivering it this way, so it doesn't go through his hands first.

With greatest love,
Your best friend (in all of Aloria),
The lesser half of Fervor,
Abigail Tucker <3

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To the Bad News Bear,

If you could please deliver this to miss Marilyn before the 6th, I would be delighted! If you do manage to get it to her before then, I'll give you a free drink at the Whimsy.

Love,
Abigail Tucker

 

[AtticCat]

IGN: AtticCat
Target: Shane Marth / DoLittleGuy
IC Letter:

To the Bears,

It is my request that you deliver this letter, that I have already done the honors of enclosing within a secondary envelope, to my father, Shane Marth. Don't worry, he'll certainly find it humorous. Please deliver it ASAP!! Thank you!

Winifred Marth

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«When the letter to Shane would be opened, the large amount of glitter that had been shoved inside would no doubt get all over the person opening it... as well as on the ground around them. The letter itself would be shimmering to no end after its days of resting in the granulates.»

Dear Papa,

Heh.

Love,
Gwenfrewi

 

[Clewii]

Target: Marilyn Starrett

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Completed.