♫ The Klein Song ♫

[Omnomivore]

I apologize for the beginning being off-beat, but I was so tired of trying to re-sing this thing haha.
Not terribly happy with how this came out but, ah well, here it is xD

This is a song parody of "The Duck Song" by Bryant Oden.

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Spoiler: Lyrics

(Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum da-dum)
N'omiel walked up to the soupery
And she said to Mama, all full of glee
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Has any sweets?"
The Orc said
"No, Mama just sells soups. But it's warm
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
some, lass?"
N'omiel said
"Is pass."

Then she waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum Bum da-dum)

N'omiel walked up to the soupery
And she said to Mama, all full of glee
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Has any sweets?"
The Orc said
"No, like I said yesterday,
Mama just sells hot soups. OK?
Why not give it a try?"
N'omiel said,
"Bye-bye."

Then she waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then she waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then she waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When N'omiel walked up to the soupery
And she said to Mama, all full of glee
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Has any sweets?"
The Orc said
"Look, this is getting old.
I mean, hot soup's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
N'omiel said,
"How 'bout, no."

Then she waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then she waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then she waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When N'omiel walked up to the soupery
And she said to Mama, all full of glee
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Has any sweets?"
The Orc said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, Rat,
Ook'll magic you smaller and leave you that way, all day!
So don't get too close!
N'omiel said,
"Is goes!"

Then she waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then she waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then she waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When N'omiel walked up to the soupery
And she said to Mama, all warily
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Has any Ooks?"
"What?"
"Has any Ooks?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
Then one more question for you;
"Has any sweets?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And Mama just stopped.
Then she started to smile.
She started to laugh.
She laughed for a while.
She said,
"Come on Klein, let's check the drawer.
I'll get you some sweets
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they checked the drawer
And the Orc found some sweets.
She gave one to the Klein and the Klein said,
"Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
Is would make my day.
Do you think you has...
Do you think you has...
Do you think you has...hmmm any… soups?"

(Fading)
Then she waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then she waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then she waddled away
(Waddle waddle)

Featured in the song: Ook Ironmonger, N'omiel M'triche, and Mama Morbash

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[PariahFolk]

If hot Soups all they ever serve, how does their business survive on a hot summers day?

 

[Izolda]

Yaaaaaassssssss. I was so excited for this <3

Where is my, "Nommy is the best" rating?

 

[AetherShadow]

I can't put into words how accurate this is.​

 

[Beetletoes]

This is amazing... I showed my brother, and he just sat there with his mouth hanging open.

 

[Doc_Cantankerous]

WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE!!!

 

[InktoberGlow]

this is so terrible but i love it because its adorable, accurate, yet bad because Nomiel din't take the sweets xD