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A parody of "I Can't Decide" by the Scissors Sisters.
https://soundcloud.com/omnomivore/i-cant-decide-god-chars
Lyrics below in the spoiler:
https://soundcloud.com/omnomivore/i-cant-decide-god-chars
Lyrics below in the spoiler:
"I Can't Decide- God Chars"
It's not easy making yourself a good char
Writing up those bits and banters
Watching out for that poor grammar
Look and miss a few despite your care
Seems like something I've forgotten
Tried so hard yet it's gone rotten.
I'm not a gamer tonight
Don't need that special snowflake
I'm just a writer maybe
But things just won't go my way
I can't decide
Should their parents live or die
Oh, they'll probably just be human
Guess I won't know til I try
I wonder why
This app may be denied
It's bold and scarred and amplified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
It's time to say I've tried.
It's a stitch convincing people to like it
If I stop now call me a quitter
If cries were bits I'd sure be bitter
Pleasing everyone is miss and hit
Asking things until I'm pickled
Fix ten tweaks I won't be conquered
I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes some time to show me
But now I can't be angry
I can't decide
Should their parents live or die
Oh, they'll probably just be human
Guess I won't know til I try
I wonder why
This app may be denied
It's bold and scarred and amplified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
It's time to say I've tried.
Oh I could twist them til they break
Or have them weakened for your sake
I won't deny I'm gonna miss it when it's gone
Oh I could batter them alive
But have them just barely survive
And kill you in a mass reaping
That's why
I can't decide
Should their parents live or die
Oh, they'll probably just be human
Guess I won't know til I try
I wonder why
This app may be denied
It's bold and scarred and amplified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
It's time to say I've tried.
It's not easy making yourself a good char
Writing up those bits and banters
Watching out for that poor grammar
Look and miss a few despite your care
Seems like something I've forgotten
Tried so hard yet it's gone rotten.
I'm not a gamer tonight
Don't need that special snowflake
I'm just a writer maybe
But things just won't go my way
I can't decide
Should their parents live or die
Oh, they'll probably just be human
Guess I won't know til I try
I wonder why
This app may be denied
It's bold and scarred and amplified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
It's time to say I've tried.
It's a stitch convincing people to like it
If I stop now call me a quitter
If cries were bits I'd sure be bitter
Pleasing everyone is miss and hit
Asking things until I'm pickled
Fix ten tweaks I won't be conquered
I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes some time to show me
But now I can't be angry
I can't decide
Should their parents live or die
Oh, they'll probably just be human
Guess I won't know til I try
I wonder why
This app may be denied
It's bold and scarred and amplified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
It's time to say I've tried.
Oh I could twist them til they break
Or have them weakened for your sake
I won't deny I'm gonna miss it when it's gone
Oh I could batter them alive
But have them just barely survive
And kill you in a mass reaping
That's why
I can't decide
Should their parents live or die
Oh, they'll probably just be human
Guess I won't know til I try
I wonder why
This app may be denied
It's bold and scarred and amplified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
It's time to say I've tried.
