FROM THE DESK OF HER EMINENCE,
FABIENNE BASILLE HUIVESSE-TROISSANT PERLECOEUR DU PONCAIRE PAON DORÉ DE HAUTE PUISSE
THE STATE GOVERNOR AND LOYAL SUBJECT OF THE HOLY REGALIAN EMPIRE
Oh dear Regalia,
I find it sincerely most unfortunate that I have to intervene, but alas. The troublesome rise...