Art Auction Free Skin Raffle! Roast Me

Discussion in 'Massive Auction House' started by essentialess, Dec 19, 2020.

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  1. essentialess

    essentialess purveyor of milfs

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    Hey guys, I'm Essence and this is a Skin Raffle!

    ^ Examples in the hyperlink.

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    The raffle winner will be called on the 21st (EST), the first day of Yule. Everyone who responds here will be entered!

    I think I might make this a monthly event.

    There are three possible winners, with the prizes of:

    ⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢ A skin reshade.
    ⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢ A custom head/arms base.
    ⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢ A custom skin.


    I could use a good roast to counteract all the festivities lately.

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    ◣How to Enter◢
    IGN:
    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment:

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    ≡≡≡≡≡ ≡≡≡≡≡ ≡≡≡≡≡ ≡≡≡≡≡ ≡≡≡≡≡

    P.S. I'm just doing this for fun. There's no real reason behind it other than I like skinning and want to do something nice during Yuletide, before the festival ends. So, don't be a bummer if you don't win! There'll be another time, or you could just commission me later.


     
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  2. canaaa

    canaaa tea gremlin Staff Member PR2

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: essentialess this, essentialess that, what about essential OIL huh???


    i'm bad at this sorry
     
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  3. Aurelian30k

    Aurelian30k The Fashion Knight

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    Yer an pure fuking coo n a hoo gaff's worth of gear, ye aboutdobber.
     
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  4. essentialess

    essentialess purveyor of milfs

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    so far every roast has been shockingly incomprehensible and I'm here for it
     
  5. jjaspurr

    jjaspurr everyone’s favourite cyborg

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: i bet u sniff coins
     
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  6. alianon

    alianon .

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: you bathe in milk
     
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  7. Kadoren

    Kadoren I do the gamer things

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: I would say that your username is a good joke, but a joke actually has meaning.​
     
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  8. essentialess

    essentialess purveyor of milfs

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    its actually really good for my skin you fucker
     
  9. Maeovika

    Maeovika Maeovika

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    The roast: You don't need to remind everyone of the existential crisis in your ign you are having daily. We get it. That dumbass gif in the post reminds me of your childish self, grow up already. Your RP style is horrible, you need to get better at it and fast before people start bullying you. Or have they already started?

    (i'm so sorry)
     
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  10. YunYun

    YunYun cat girls nya nya nya

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: youre you lol no more damage can be done there
     
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  11. ZiggyStarDusted

    ZiggyStarDusted *lute music stops*

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  12. essentialess

    essentialess purveyor of milfs

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    what did I ever do to you
     
  13. FeralGayWalnut

    FeralGayWalnut Lesbian Worst Enemy

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    You’re not essential for life. Bud dum tss.
     
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  14. Finlaggan

    Finlaggan unabashed music and whiskey snob Staff Member Roleplay Staff

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    Roast: 90% of your playlists are mitski, girl in red and tyler the creator so i guess i can call you a pastel sapphic
     
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  15. essentialess

    essentialess purveyor of milfs

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    you will never understand the richness of my culture of the true power of my people
     
  16. kirishark

    kirishark high school musical 2 enthusiast Supremium

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: i joined ur house out of pity. get swerved on, bottom !!
     
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  17. bwmwags3

    bwmwags3 Refugee

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment:

    We all know you’re a Karen. you don’t have to make a clan of quirky pastel goths to peddle your essentials Oils. Cause no matter how pastel and quirky they are. You’re still a Existence to have A lot Less off.

    (Luv you sorry I had to do it ;3; ples don’t hate me)
     
  18. GoodDreamer

    GoodDreamer The Regalian Nuke

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: Being an e-girl is still cringy even if you're pretending to be sarcastic.
     
  19. Nixces

    Nixces N/A

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment

    essentials??? more like: "essentially, my confidence in starting roleplay with mutuals is at such a neutral level that I can only awkwardly bap at their character model and whisper obscure things instead of asking for what I logged on in the first place, waiting until THEY ask for roleplay, get into character, and dip realizing you were sUPOSED TO BE SOMEWHEREELSE"
    (IMJOKINGISWEARIMNOTACTUALLYMADYOUSAIDVESPECIFICICOULDNTTHINKOFANYTHINGELSE-)
     
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  20. essentialess

    essentialess purveyor of milfs

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    dear GOD?
     
  21. Cipherition

    Cipherition Welcome to White Space.

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    Insult - all ur characters are horny. stop projecting >:(
     
  22. essentialess

    essentialess purveyor of milfs

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    no make me
     
  23. KrakenLord01

    KrakenLord01 That Guy

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: Are you actually asking people online to roast you because you have no friends IRL to do so, or is this just for attention like everything else you do?
     
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  24. Sujitation

    Sujitation Big ORC

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    Comment about You: Ew, gay
     
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  25. GRIST_

    GRIST_ The Antagonist Premium

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    Roast: What are you gonna do? Leave massive again??
     
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  26. essentialess

    essentialess purveyor of milfs

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    THIS TAKES THE CAKE
     
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  27. NoRezForYou

    NoRezForYou Professional Hand Holder

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    Roast: none of ur minecraft massive man roleplay characters are cute and never have been
     
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  28. HereticTakao

    HereticTakao dark spirited demidevil

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: You sell mineman crack. That's bottom of the barrel behavior. Not the mention your IGN is existentialess but you never seem to just exist less. I see your hoe ass everywhere. Like holy shit, there can't be that many people wanting to snort blue cocaine.
     
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  29. essentialess

    essentialess purveyor of milfs

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    GEKGNA ok that rly made me laff
     
  30. TheWonderOfYou

    TheWonderOfYou

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: blue man group lookin' headass (idk you like that thats the best I got what do you want from me)
     
  31. CrimsletMonarch

    CrimsletMonarch Priestess?? Dawn Songstress?? Emotional Wreck??

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: I don't want to RP with you like ever, ew (actually I do and I'm terrible at roasting or being aggressive, I'm sorry ;;)
     
  32. Vivamente

    Vivamente An Unfortunate Scotsman

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: Essense used to have two eyebrows before she shaved the top one off.

    (I am so sorry please don't hate me)
     
  33. Epsilyon

    Epsilyon Poster-Girl of the Apocalypse Supremium

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: The only thing you’re essential for is filling a diversity quota. :///

    (please don’t hate me ill cry)
     
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  34. BeetrootSalad

    BeetrootSalad the gremlin Supremium

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    Roast: you a drug dealer? deal with this: you look and dress like mystique’s washed up child who gave up college to sell crack only to realize how little money it made. still wanted to look fancy, so you went to a party fucking city, bought a jack sparrows pirate costume in order to blend in. bitch don’t even like scarves. smh.
     
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  35. _K_Galland_

    _K_Galland_ Refugee

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    The roast: Remind me why I even take part in this raffle... I prefer Aurelians work after all.
     
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  36. FlossyBerryRene

    FlossyBerryRene Meow!

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    Roast: You're an art nerd, loser.
     
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  37. FutureTeller

    FutureTeller Criminally mad with no batteries

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment:

    The word "Existentialess" does not exist and if it would, I'm pretty sure it would have 2 l's.
     
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  38. essentialess

    essentialess purveyor of milfs

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    yall are just wrong lmao
     
  39. MrNoot1

    MrNoot1 Let there be Noot

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: Ya momma is so hair that Chewbacca is like "Damn!"
     
  40. _e_money_

    _e_money_ eater of nuggies

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    Please roast me with an aggressively specific comment: You look like you can't swim
     
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