DISCLAIMER: I will not be able to ship your bread to you, as I am a minor and bread is a food product that may expire during shipping. Please be aware that bread can take upwards of 6 hours to make and that ingredients may take days to come by. I will try to make your bread ASAP, but it could take a week a longer. Spoiler: Ambient Music - = + = - Do you own a bakery? Perhaps a tavern or establishment in Regalia? Do you want to write lore or menus with accompanying photographs? Look no further! Welcome to the Custom Bread Bakery! I will bake you a loaf of bread in whatever shape you'd like and send high quality photos of the process, the dough and of the final product, all for a low price of 5-50 Regals! - = + = - I will not do NSFW shaped bread. I will also not be able to do advanced scoring, as I only have a pair of scissors and a dull razor. I also can't do extremely long breads like 6 feet long baguettes, my oven's not big enough. I am willing to do complex braiding (think Challah), knots, large or small sizes and rolls. - = + = - (Please excuse the Cinnamon Rolls. I was unable to find any higher quality images, and I can assure you that the photos will be a higher standard/the standard of the other bread pictures.) Spoiler: Examples - = + = - Offering Price (5 - 50 regals): The shape of bread desired (Images or text description): Any particular scoring patterns? (Unscored bread will likely crack on top if it isn't knotted): Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: Any spices/garnishes added to the final product (honey, herbs, spices, glaze, etc. Requesting Eggnog will make the bread shiny.): Size?: What setting would you like the images in? (A Noble setting would warrant a nicer table and china plating, while a Commoner's setting may be messier and feature more homely wooden plating): What will you be using these images for?: - = + = - Example Request: The first image in Examples Offering Price: 15 regals The shape of bread desired: 9 small knotted 'loaves' in a square shape, akin to Chinese milk bread, toasty, fluffier texture, brown on top and golden on bottom. Any particular scoring patterns?: No, this will be knotted. Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: No. Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: Salt and eggwash. Size?: Large-Medium, think a full platter. What setting would you like the images in?: Modern setting, kitchen-esque with some garments like jam jars and butter knives in the background. What will you be using these images for?: Just for fun :) - = + = - Garnishes in Stock: (Feel free to ask even if it's not on the list, I may have forgotten!) - Honey - Salt (flaky salt, pretzel-esque large salt chunks and fine kosher salt) - Pepper - Seeds - Glaze / Powdered Sugar - Egg Wash - Raw MSG in powder and liquid form - Expired Butterscotch Frosting (it's the look that matters and I have an iron stomach so it's okay) - Butter - Various fruits and jams - Vitamin Gummies (please don't) - Molasses - Cocktail Cherries (again, please don't make me put this on bread)
the only reason the prices are so low is because i'm deducting the happiness i get from eating the bread afterward
I have some bad news. The bread didn't bake very well and I couldn't find any meat to put into it, but I still got pictures of the raw dough. Spoiler: Dough Spoiler: Unedited Version Spoiler: oh fuck.
I love this so, so much. Offering Price (5 - 50 regals): 55 regals and my undying love. The shape of bread desired: - Rat shaped. I don't mind how you go about achieving it; even a standard loaf with 2 chocolate buttons for ears would be perfect, just do your best to make it resemble a rat/mouse!! Perhaps you could use knots for ears on an otherwise oval loaf? Raisins for eyes? Spoiler: Rodent Bread Inspiration!! Any particular scoring patterns?: - Whatever looks best or is necessary, my dude!Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: - If there's a discernable neck? Bow around the neck.Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: - Anything you like!Size?: - Whatever size is necessary for a rodent bread. Tiny mouse? Lovely. Giant rat? Fabulous.What setting would you like the images in?: - Warm, homely commoner setting. The kitchen or on a simple wooden cutting board would be excellent, whatever's cute!What will you be using these images for?: - My character app and my profile picture. I'm also gonna offer it up for all the IC bakeries to use!! - I think the Golden Hive and the Sunflower Café might like a rodent bread.
There's a chance these'll get fucked over in the oven, but it's likely that I could salvage the rat ones if they do. I spilled all the peppercorns in my kitchen and had to painstaking put them back into the pepper grinders when I made it Spoiler: Rat Spoiler: Unedited Spoiler: Let's Try Again Spoiler: Unedited
@BeetrootSalad I LOVE THESE SO MUCH I CAN'T EXPRESS. You did way better than I was hoping!! Thankyou for your service of adding rat-shaped bread rolls to the world. I'm excited to see how they look when they're finished baking...
@BeetrootSalad Bump! Did you ever get around to baking them? The above images are lovely and I will 100% pay you regardless, I just want to make sure you're not waiting around for payment!
Oh shoot, my bad! I did indeed bake them, but I need to transfer the files over, give me a second. Payment is optional.
@BeetrootSalad BLESS. I love that the ears still came out even after baking... Thankyou so much for your bread services!!! Highly recommended!
Offering Price (5 - 50 regals): - 55 regals :-D The shape of bread desired (Images or text description): - Loafers. Spoiler: loafers Any particular scoring patterns? (Unscored bread will likely crack on top if it isn't knotted): Nope! Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: Like shoelaces, if you're able.. Any spices/garnishes added to the final product (honey, herbs, spices, glaze, etc. Requesting Eggnog will make the bread shiny.): Baker's choice. Size?: Whatever works! What setting would you like the images in? Baker's choice. What will you be using these images for?: A good laugh, and to market towards Aesling Sylfina. Will put them in my forum signature. (Note - this is an entirely serious request. I think it'd be RADICAL to see Loafers IRL.)
I've come down with a mysterious illness, so this might take a bit longer. Don't wanna make food while sick, in case I contaminate the food.
Hello! I'm going to begin planning background 'sets'. Would you guys like if I did? I'll add more if that's the case, but otherwise I'll keep it custom. Spoiler: Examples (Military, Nobility, Oriental)
Offering Price: 55 raggles The shape of bread desired: The fanciest looking loaf you can create Any particular scoring patterns? Just sum diagonal lines Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: Yes please! Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: Egg wash, and uhh. Just make it look fancy. Size?: A good loaf size. Not too big, but not too small, you catch my drift? What setting would you like the images in? Noble What will you be using these images for?: My own personal enjoyment, and possibly as some bread my character made to flex their culinary points i love this shop with my whole heart
Is this shop still open? Offering Price (5 - 50 regals): 75r The shape of bread desired: French bâtard Any particular scoring patterns?: Baker's Choice Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: No Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: If you have them, I'd like a seeded loaf with poppy, sesame, and fennel Size?: Baker's Choice What setting would you like the images in?: Whatever's rustic What will you be using these images for?: idk
Alright, seeing as Corona has fucked over my bread supplies, I’ve been making cake instead. It’s not the greatest but it’s from scratch and tastes good, and I’ll make you a serious loaf once supplies opens up again.
Offering Price: 30r The shape of bread desired: 3 sort of hoagies dusted in flour. Any particular scoring patterns?: One down the length. Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: No. Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: Flour. Size?: A bit bigger than your fist. What setting would you like the images in?: As rustic as you can get it. What will you be using these images for?: Mila's Character app.
A Cielothar interpretation of Kings cake Offering Price: 50r The shape of bread desired: round, like a garland or a wreath. Any particular scoring patterns?: your choice. Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: your choice. Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: Decorations on top made with dry, crystalized or candied fruit. Size?: At least large enough for you and your family/friends to each have 2 slices each. What will you be using these images for?: Only in massive, only for rp purposes. Bread is usually soft and usually taken with hot chocolate. Hide a fava-bean sized colorful pebble inside the dough. Everyone cuts their own slice, whoever finds the pebble while cutting the bread or eating it prepares something special in February.
@BeetrootSalad hi! can you please make me this: offering price: i will pay you in vbucks or dogecoin, nonrefundable scoring patterns: diluc would you like me to tie twine across your bread: up to you! any spices/garnishes: the cherries size: see above what will use images for: personal enjoyment <3 thanks!