A Warning To All!

Mecharic

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Mr. Paloin looked at the letter he'd been sent by his son from Hisoka. It detailed an unprovoked attack on the small peaceful settlement by a rouge marauder named McMuffin the 55th. While Paloin did enjoy muffins, he did not enjoy marauders and threats to his family. After some thinking and effort, he gathered up some paper and rushed over to his desk. After a few failed trial runs he was satisfied with the warning message to post.

Warning to all those who seek peace!
There is a dangerous individual who goes by the name "McMuffinthe 55th". This individual openly attacks peaceful settlements like Hisoka, the home of one of my sons, and extorts from them money, slaves, and possibly other resources. This individual is a part of Ghiscari, which appears to be a marauder group. If any happen to see this individual, or the bandit groups leader, they are advised to stay away. If any wish to face a challenge and get some good loot out it, they can attempt to take down the bandit raiders. This incident is reported by Mr. Paloin of Mechbank HQ in Regalia.
Mr. Paloin posted the above message and then took a long rout back to his bank, hoping the warning would help bring to an end the marauding bandits of Ghiscari. He also hoped this would help protect others who live near Hisoka, as any of them could be a target.
Non-RP: Look out, McMuffin's on the loose! He'll make hefty demands of those he raids (he asked a slave of Hisoka or 300s) and is very dangerous (as many should know). Good luck to those who seek to challenge him, and good luck to those he attacks. He's part of the faction Ghiscari, which RPs as marauders or bandits that raid for money and slaves.​
 
Yeah, McMuffin55 'accidentally' hit me the other day when I was in Valorian, just minding my own business. I mean, I was left with half a heart since I wasn't wearing armor at the time, for almost that exact reason, which is in case I get randomly attacked by someone with high axes so I don't get my armor broken.
 
He showed up to Bloodshed Via portal from our allies, he was trapped in the castle and demanded he be let out. I stood next to him and asked why he was here. He just kept saying let me out. I said no. He put on enchanted armor and enemied me. I said "that means nothing to me. why are you here?" He then killed me and left, begining to brag about "raiding us" Technicly speaking, I asked him for reasons of his presence..he did not give one or state a reason to raid when asked...which is against rules.
 
He showed up to Bloodshed Via portal from our allies, he was trapped in the castle and demanded he be let out. I stood next to him and asked why he was here. He just kept saying let me out. I said no. He put on enchanted armor and enemied me. I said "that means nothing to me. why are you here?" He then killed me and left, begining to brag about "raiding us" Technicly speaking, I asked him for reasons of his presence..he did not give one or state a reason to raid when asked...which is against rules.
well you trapped him in your castle and didnt let him out, thats fair enough justification for him to raid you.
 
They should add a new rule to the TPing so you can't TP on enemy territory. Then, we have prisons, they can be disabled and enabled at any time, the server can come up with guidelines to arrest times and if it's abused it's easy to rectify by any admin.
 
They should add a new rule to the TPing so you can't TP on enemy territory. Then, we have prisons, they can be disabled and enabled at any time, the server can come up with guidelines to arrest times and if it's abused it's easy to rectify by any admin.

I borrowed ur idea and posted a suggestion for it lol. I haven't seen a simple yet useful idea like this in a while.
 
I can actually give some reason as to why he attacked, although it may not be 100% correct. Just a guess, Hisoka is STILL a member of the Solaris Insurrection, and McMuffin the 55th still opposes the Insurrection. This may be a reason as to the attack.
 
I can actually give some reason as to why he attacked, although it may not be 100% correct. Just a guess, Hisoka is STILL a member of the Solaris Insurrection, and McMuffin the 55th still opposes the Insurrection. This may be a reason as to the attack.

I thought the Insurrection was destroyed and disbanded though? I'm still at peace with the old members, but I didn't think anyone still carried the name "Solaris Insurrection".
 
I thought the Insurrection was destroyed and disbanded though? I'm still at peace with the old members, but I didn't think anyone still carried the name "Solaris Insurrection".

The Solaris Insurrection still exists, and is still operational. However it's... dormant.

For now.
 
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didnt trap him, he showed up in our castle via portals and demanded being let out.

And you didnt let me out. Hence i was trapped.[DOUBLEPOST=1369273918,1369273882][/DOUBLEPOST]
He showed up to Bloodshed Via portal from our allies, he was trapped in the castle and demanded he be let out. I stood next to him and asked why he was here. He just kept saying let me out. I said no. He put on enchanted armor and enemied me. I said "that means nothing to me. why are you here?" He then killed me and left, begining to brag about "raiding us" Technicly speaking, I asked him for reasons of his presence..he did not give one or state a reason to raid when asked...which is against rules.

Also never bragged about raiding you.[DOUBLEPOST=1369273968][/DOUBLEPOST]
Yeah, McMuffin55 'accidentally' hit me the other day when I was in Valorian, just minding my own business. I mean, I was left with half a heart since I wasn't wearing armor at the time, for almost that exact reason, which is in case I get randomly attacked by someone with high axes so I don't get my armor broken.

I hit you once and thought you were allied. If i wanted to kill you I would've.
 
And you didnt let me out. Hence i was trapped.[DOUBLEPOST=1369273918,1369273882][/DOUBLEPOST]

Also never bragged about raiding you.[DOUBLEPOST=1369273968][/DOUBLEPOST]

I hit you once and thought you were allied. If i wanted to kill you I would've.
You had no reason to show up in the first place -.- and did not voice a reason for your presence, you could have left from the portal you came that is NOT trapping.
 
DO NOT START A FLAME WAR IN MY THREAD OR THY SHALT SUFFER THE DEATH OF TEN THOUSAND DEATHS!

This goes to EVERYONE, not just Kull and McMuffin.
 
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man who- *Ozgho is cleaved in half*
 
Naw I'm gonna flame if people start talking shit.
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Guys stop dissing mcmuffin if he really was this war monger then he would simply enemy everyone and attack them.
 
The point of this thread was fun with some roleplay thrown in. While it did have a utilitarian purpose, that was never it's main goal. So stop taking it so seriously everyone :D